Jak obsługiwać duże zapytania mysql

Myślę, że te wszystkie skorelowane podzapytania cię zabijają. Spróbuj tego:

SELECT  p2c.pid AS productNumber,
        p.name AS productName,
        COUNT(*) AS registered,
        SUM(date_add(from_unixtime(purchased), INTERVAL 5 YEAR) >= CURDATE()) AS inWarranty,
        SUM(date_add(from_unixtime(purchased), INTERVAL 5 YEAR) < CURDATE()) AS outOfWarranty,
        DATE_FORMAT( MAX( from_unixtime(purchased) ), '%d.%m.%Y') AS lastPurchased,
        DATE_FORMAT( date_add( MAX( from_unixtime(purchased) ), INTERVAL 5 YEAR), '%d.%m.%Y') AS warrantyUntil
FROM products2customers p2c
JOIN products p ON p.id = p2c.pid
GROUP BY p2c.pid
ORDER BY inWarranty DESC